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The Tables Turn on Sharpton

I am going to jump on the bigotry bandwagon and post this story about Al Sharpton saying that Mormons do not believe in God. I know for a fact that Mormons believe in God because two of them came to my door last Saturday, and they must have said Jesus Christ about 50 times.

On Monday, Sharpton said in a debate that “those of us who believe in God” will defeat Mitt Romney for the White House.

Romney is a former governor of Massachusetts and a devout Mormon.

Sharpton goes on to claim, like all people who say stupid things, that his quote was taken out of context. He even goes so far as to blame the Romney campaign for blowing things out of proportion and trying to stir up controversy.

What we have here is another sign of the oncoming apocalypse. The day Al Sharpton gets away with accusing someone of stirring up controversy for publicity’s sake is the day Satan unleashes the hounds of hell.

  1. Dustin says:

    I hope the pompous ass Sharpton gets the Don Imus treatment. No forgiveness, no context, and hopefully no work! Bernard McGuirk (the Iman’s producer) called Sharpton a racial terrorist and that’s exactly what he is. I’m glad the cowards at CBS and MSNBC are going to end up paying Imus and getting nothing back in return. I’m sick and tired of seeing people shaken down by the Sharptons, Jacksons, and Gulleys of the world. Fucking terrorists can’t win with ideas.

  2. Timothy says:

    One reason I’m an atheist is that I know enough Mormons that my soul can be saved post-death, so I don’t have to waste a bunch of time and money right now doing all that mumbjo-jumbo and tithing and crap.

    BRING OUT THE MORMONS TO ANOINT MY GRAVE!

  3. Niedermeyer says:

    Historically, it’s kind of amazing that a mormon is running for president. I mean, considering that 150 years ago they were at war with the US, and only allowed full membership to blacks in 1978… it’s pretty amazing. Mormons, you’ve come a long way, baby!

  4. Danimal says:

    I guess I have been pretty gross lately, huh?

  5. Sho says:

    Repeating “TMI!” over and over won’t get that mental image out of my mind, ever.

  6. Danimal says:

    Saying “Jesus Christ” 50 times doesn’t mean you believe in God. I probably said it about 80 times last weekend when I got me peter stuck in the lawn mower.

  7. Sho says:

    Of course Sharpton is wrong. Everyone knows that the Mormons worship Jupiter.

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