Get super trashed on Super Tuesday
The Oregon Commentator staff will be at Rennie’s Landing tomorrow to keep track of the Super Tuesday proceedings (or at least that’s our excuse). We should be arriving en masse after our staff meeting, sometime around six or seven p.m.
Any predictions? I’m calling all the states for Jesus, who will appear tomorrow in a cloud of glory and announce his candidacy/thousand-year reign. Except for New York. New York will go to McCain.
UPDATE: I just remembered tomorrow is Fat Tuesday as well, so we’ll be celebrating Super Fat Tuesday – the best combination of debauchery and politics since Grover Cleveland’s infamous “oval office ho’s and CEO’s” inauguration bash!
See you scumbags there!
Jesus, Kalki, Hitler – whatever. Didn’t I tell you I was a theosophist?
What about Kalki? I see you’ve conveniently avoided that line of inquiry.
No, Vince. When the second coming of Jesus occurs, he will set up an earthly kingdom of peace and prosperity for a millennium. Haven’t you read the Left Behind series?
If anything, Hitler was ripping of the J-man.
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