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It’s March Madness, Baby!

The Oregon Commentator brings you its eighth issue of the year, The Sports Issue. Inside you will find:vol25_issue08.jpg

  • A somewhat interesting editorial
  • “Rifle and Pistol Sports” by Publisher Guy Simmons
  • “Sonic Doom” about the sketchy sale of the Seattle Supersonics by Managing Editor Jake Speicher
  • The only NCAA bracket in the country with Sudsy on it
  • “Rugby: Best Sport Ever” by Associate Editor CJ Ciaramella
  • “Ray Schafer: A Model American” by Sarah Cate
  • “Budget Golf” by newby Matt Tham
  • “Hypocrisy of MCC affiliates disrespectful of campus culture” by Sean Jin
  • “How the homeless will save the economy” by Another Perspective columnist Austin Himes
  • A stellar representation of the ASUO by Bryanna Torgeson
  • And much, much more!
  1. Vincent says:

    Heh. Heh. Heh.

  2. CJ Ciaramella says:

    In better news, I am building an Alpha Romeo 1-5 and we should go utilize it when I am finished.

    The first couple of times I read this I was like, “Wow, Sean’s building himself a classic Italian automobile!” And then I realized you were talking about something else …

  3. Willy says:

    willy likes sean, go all the way seany boy

  4. Sean Jin says:

    Guy, thanks. I don’t really care if I win or not, ASUO kind of is pansy.
    In better news, I am building an Alpha Romeo 1-5 and we should go utilize it when I am finished.

  5. j says:

    H doesn’t stand a chance

  6. Guy says:

    I hope Sean wins his Senate seat or whatever it is he’s running for. It’ll be a blast to see him battle with the usual suspects.

    Anyone taking any bets?

  7. Ossie says:

    Oops, the “Guerro” was my mistake, not Sean’s. Unfortunately, it’s already been sent to press. I was listening to Beck while editing. At least his name is correct in the OC Asks. We’ll run a correction in the Election Issue. Sorry Oscar.

  8. Vincent says:

    Poor Lou Dobbs. He’s such a piece of shit. What if he mated with Oprah?

  9. Niedermeyer says:

    Sweet issue, guys.

    Sean, that’s some fearless stuff. Just make sure it says “Guerra” not “Guerro” in the final edit. Also, take out some character assassination insurance.

    Speaking of which, I’ve got a phone call with Dobbs’ agent later… we’re talking about orchestrating some kind of publicity-stunt “beef.” Don’t hold your breath though… negotiations keep stalling because Dobbs always ditches for the Country Time Buffet as soon as someone mentions the word “beef.”

  10. Vincent says:

    Aww, Charlie the Unicorn is so surly. I like him.

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