In Oregon on Monday: Bubba Clinton at EMU Ballroom, McCain in PDX
Former President Clinton will give a speech at the UO EMU Ballroom tomorrow night at 8:30. Be sure to thank him for helping torpedo his wife’s campaign and his party’s chances in the general election! Good work, big fella. Just remember to stay away from those girls at the soft serve in Carson.
And if you have $1,000 to $33,100 to spend on a man who voted for campaign finance reform, why not attend the John McCain “Portland Finance Reception” tomorrow night at the beautiful airport Sheraton? Because nothing defines a straight talkin’ man of the people better than holding a closed door $33,100/head dinner at a crappy airport hotel.
Update: More on McCain’s speech here.
I heard that Bubba Clinton was sleeping with Barbara Walters
You are one naughty scoundrel, CJ.
Are those type of women still there? If so, excellent choice of venue.
God, even McCain should be able to do better than the airport Sheraton. I stayed there for a night a few weeks ago (because it was the place that would give me the rate I asked for on Priceline) and the decor is so ugly and ’70s-tacky. I imagine that 30 years ago, the lounge there is where middle-aged divorcees with Farrah Fawcet hair went to try to pick up men.