See? It’s not just us
Over at The Weekly Standard, Matt Labash spills the beans on how he has survived 12 consecutive White House Correspondants’ Association Dinners. The answer?
I part with these secrets reluctantly, since when I lecture in schools, I like to tell the kids not to drink unless it’s for a very good reason, like making the pain stop. But our twofold approach is simple: (a) Have no shame, and (b) ingest copious amounts of free hooch. Neither is usually a problem for us. We are, after all, journalists.
Cheers to that.
Ive got my own orwellian language rules dude.
I don’t know if anyone wants you lynched, but a bit of work on the grammar and punctuation wouldn’t hurt…
Speaking of the Weakly they actually accomplished something! There is a notice for a meeting at EWEB may 14 at 7p.m. to explore options for the preservation of Civic stadium. If you are busy going to Kevin Costners(how did this rock the duck buck laundering scheme escape commentator scrutiny?) fundraiser you lose. The EWEB meeting will be facilitated by some alleged “lawmakers”. I realize most of your staff would probably rather I was lynched, but anyway, I decided orwellduk better tell you about this meeting . There is nothing on the notice that you can not come to this meeting drunk-its all about diversity. Better yet write a drunken article about it. I’m not going to this meeting to start any shouting matches or write any drunken articles-unless…………………………………..I get fucking pissed off !
Trust me, I was surprised as anyone to see an article that awesome in the Weekly Standard.
CJ the ONLY reason to EVER go to the Weekly Standard is to compare their neo-spin to reality. Otherwise, you might be mistaken for a pheasant. Happy Mom’s day./