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Losesrs or Losers. Does it matter? [UPDATED]

We can now say, unequivocally, that the Oregon Voice staff are giant pussies.

In rejecting our drinking contest invitation, they have obviously faltered in the face of sheer greatness. Don’t worry, kids. I get it. We’re intimidating.

Maybe another time, when you find your balls.

(Also, mentioning my religion in order to get readers to pay attention is wholeheartedly unclassy.)

UPDATE:

I love the Oregon Voice. Truly. The new issue is really sharp, and tells a good story about life at the UO. Of course I disagree on a number of points, but whatever. I have respect for UO publications that actually publish, and with this issue, the OV makes the list.

The Student Insurgent . . . well . . . that’s another story.