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Redistricting may cost Kucinich his seat; (or: merry Christmas to all, now bring me a beer)

A little while back we posted about the huge affect that political redistricting can have on the political process. Around the country right now, we’re seeing seats lost and gained, which will have an unknown affect on the already-turbulent balance of power in congress. One effect we’re seeing already though is that several-time Presidential candidate Dennis Kucinich might lose his Senate seat, as the NY Times outlines here.

Along with for having a really hot wife (proposed image caption: Damn, it feels good to be a gangster!), Kucinich has been known as a hardline progressive populist since the country learned how to pronounce his name during his 2004 Presidential bid. Maybe it’s because he’s seemed to mellow out a little bit since he got married (just an observation), but he seems to be taking the possible loss in stride so far:

With Ohio losing two seats, political analysts expect the Republicans to eliminate a Democratic seat from the Cleveland area — possibly the one now held by Representative Dennis J. Kucinich.

“My Aunt Betty called me after the news report, and she says, ‘Dennis, what are we going to do — are they putting you out of Congress?’ ” Mr. Kucinich said in an interview, explaining that he would try not to worry about it right now, since it is beyond his control. But he added that “the fundamental rule of politics is you have to have a district to run.”

Truth be told, it’s unlikely we’ll see the end of him even if his seat is eliminated. He’s got a lot of followers around the country, and perhaps the pluckiest little goldfish in all of history was named after him.

Dennis Kucinich entered our lives several Christmases ago when a roommate won him and this brother, Ron Paul, at a carnival (or something).

For several months they shared equal power in their fishbowl, and were an inspiration to all of us. Then one day we woke up to find Ron Paul dead. We were sure it was him because he was floating on the right hand side of the tank. We just assumed it was because he couldn’t stomach the political climate in his little fishbowl, but I always suspected it had something to do with his habit of eating his own poop.

In the face of such adversity, a lesser goldfish would have gone belly up. But not Dennis Kucinich. For almost four years, he was the only one in the fishbowl talking about the issues that matter.  People would stop by the house and marvel that he was still alive, despite the inadequate short-term memories of his owners.

For a while we had dream of buying him bigger and bigger fishbowls to see if we could try to grow him bigger than his human counterpart, it wouldn’t last long. His maker and other plans for him, and one day, as mysteriously as he came in to our lives, he shed his mortal coil, and we were left with nothing but memories.

So here’s to you, Dennis Kucinich. Jesus loves you more than you will know.

P.S. Merry Christmas, everyone. Remember that Sudsy O’Sullivan is always there for you to help you through the holidays with your families.

  1. Miles Rost says:

    Who says I don’t make them about every congressperson? I actually do. Ron Paul just gets it because I dislike him and his followers.

    His position on the Fed is great. But that’s about it. Otherwise, he’s just another congressweasel who deserves to be pulled out of the house and skinned alive. With a dull butter knife.

  2. Gsim says:


    I’m confident that you could make statements similar to yours about every congressman.

    There are good arguments against many of Ron Paul’s ideas, but all of yours are shit.

  3. Miles Rost says:

    What’s not to like about the idiot from Texas’s 14th district?

    – Takes contributions from neo-nazi groups.
    – Takes taxpayer money and pays family members upwards of 100-200K per time for questionable “services rendered”.
    – Pork king. Talks about regulating the fed, but is not interested in getting rid of his earmarks and saving the public money.
    – Has spent too long in congress.
    – His fans.

  4. CJ says:

    You say the magic words “RON PAUL.”


    A Paultard has appeared. He looks argumentative and is carrying a bag of gold bullion.

  5. O. B. Server says:

    re: “I always suspected it had something to do with his habit of eating his own poop.”

    Chuckle. Easy to see who’s been swallowing MSM muck – hook line and sinker.

    Ron Paul is right (as in correct) … about everything. Correct about the Fed. Correct about gold. Correct about the drug war, and Ron Paul is correct about US foreign adventurism and empire building, the “war” on “terror” and blow-back from it.

    What’s there not to like about him?

  6. Ben Maras says:

    Andy and I gave him a proper burial down at the stream. It was a solemn occasion.

  7. CJ says:

    I was really sad when I heard DK had finally died.

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