17 Eugene Occupiers arrested for impersonating bank door
Over the course of a day, 17 people were arrested outside a Eugene Chase Bank, after blocking the entrance physically and putting a padlock on the door. I doubt this stopped anyone from using the many ATM’s that litter the sides of banks, but a few protesters actually asked to be arrested. Maybe no one told them that you don’t get to play martyr if you ask for it. Either way they’ll be trying to use this to try and get laid with some hemp-sandaled protester girls when they’re released.
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