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Coffee the new wonder drug?

Is anyone else a little disturbed by these studies that keep telling us that our vices are actually healthful. First they told us that a drink a day was good for your heart, now they say that coffee can prevent parkinsons and diabetes. The next study will probably show that smoking actually releases nano-bots into your bloodstream that seek out and destroy ebola and SARS infected cells with ultra-violet lasers. It’s enough to make a man want to start using amphetimines just to see what happens.

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