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From Minnesota columnist-blogger James LileksXmas Screed:

Lenin the bald-head Marxist

Had a very nasty foe

He was opposed by royalty

So of course they had to go (bang bang bang)

All of the evil bourgeois

Used to sneer and call him mad

They never let poor Lenin

Put in place his strategy for implementing a nationwide struggle to wrench the means of production from the parasites’ grasp and thrust it into the proud, eager hands of the proletariat to build a future in which all were equal and rhymes were the forgotten legacy of a debauched capitalist system! (Sung very quickly, with great anger)

Then one snowy October

Hist’ry came to say

Lenin with your theories great

Won’t you seal our cent’ry’s fate?

Then all the masses loved him

As they shouted out with glee

Lenin the bald-head Marxist

You’ll save us from Christ – mas – Treeeees!

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