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I am sick of all of this Lord of the Rings crap (here’s a stupid photo to look at). My office in Portland is filled with geek-stricken people who are going to see this movie, and who talk about nothing but the last movie and those goddam fat books written by that Tolkien fellow. I have not seen either movie, as I am waiting for all three to arrive on DVD, and then I will ignore the entire trilogy as a boxed set.

This just goes to prove that the world has been taken over by dorks. Every kid in high school loves Lord of the Rings. In my high school, we used to have a lot of Izod-clad jocks who would beat the shit out of anybody caught reading Tolkien. Get caught with a Spider-Man comic and you could get a Ping sand-wedge buried in your skull. That was Reagan’s America. Deal.

Anyway… just wanted to drop by and see if any other alums signed up for the blog.


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