The OC Blog Back Issues Our Mission Contact Us Masthead
Sudsy Wants You to Join the Oregon Commentator
 

We do not stand alone

Well, folks, I’m kind of playing catch-up here, not 24 hours removed from my honeymoon. But I had to note the latest brilliance from PFC Vice Chair Mason Quiroz, our erstwhile tag, now revealed as the catalyst of the PFC’s illegal actions against us. Witness him now badgering an utterly uncontroversial law school community outreach program:

ASUO Controller Will Richard praised law student organization Family Law in Practice’s “positive growth.”

But Quiroz took issue with FLIP’s acronym. “Be careful about your acronym,” he said. “It’s a derogatory name for Filipinos.”

The organization’s leaders agreed to reconsider the name. FLIP received a total budget of $370 to be used for speakers and networking socials.

Yes, Mason, it is a derogatory name for Filipinos. It’s also a perfectly neutral name for that thing that happens when you perform a somersault in midair. What does this have to do with the organization’s budget?

You can see how, if he considers it worthwhile (and legal) to nitpick the name of a non-political, non-provocative community group like FLIP, targeting us feels entirely legitimate to him. But I could not dream of a better demonstration of why “uneducated” undergraduates should not be representing the State of Oregon in doling out funding according to a highly sensitive set of legal guidelines. I guess I’d respect Quiroz a whole lot more if he said things like this more often:

“I abstain. I’m confused now,” Quiroz said.

Ah, Mason, if only you had realized that a few months ago.

  1. Casey says:

    UO should stop admitting anyone named Mason. They all turn out to be idiots.

  2. Danimal says:

    Yes, well put, Matt. But what I keep coming back to is: picture Mason Quiroz watching Olympic gymnastics. It must give him fits.

  3. WWB says:

    Ha. Well done, Matt.

  4. Matt says:

    Let’s check out other racist acronyms that use FL

    Fast Local Internet Protocol, Flexible Loan Insurance Program, Flight Information Publication.

    So the next time you’re flying and you pick up the Flight Information Publication and there’s an advertisement about how you can obtain a Flexible Loan Insurance Program using Fast Local Internet Protocol I hope you see the err of your ways….racist…

  5. Melissa says:

    Fed Up Cool Kids Mad About Stupid Onerous Nitwits. What? No, it’s an acronym! Of course we’re a legit campus group! Gimme some money!

  6. Timothy says:

    You know, I wouldn’t have even known nor would it have even ocurred to me that was a deragotory term for Phillipinos if Quiroz hadn’t pointed it out.

  7. WWB says:

    I’ve been away for a long time. These things have begun to amaze me again.

Sorry, the comment form is closed at this time.