Maybe This Hasn’t Been A Complete Waste Of Time
I must admit that when I asked for all future Christian proselytizing in our comment section to be done in rhyming verse, my expectations were not that high. (Although I’m sure there are some inadvertent haikus there, written in ALL CAPS.) Imagine my delight, then, at finding this today, courtesy of Heath:
O prudent men of Catholic faith
Cease from your plaint of wrong
And save up all your vitriol
For wicked Bishop SpongWho, Wednesday come, at half past sept,
Will preach upon your grounds
His déclassée apostasy
In pleasant but vain sounds.If you would please our Lord above,
Forget the “art” they ran,
(Which does but show that Christ was here,
Both fully God and man.)Instead but love our Mother Church,
Reject Spong’s heresy,
Hearken to our Lord Cantuar,
(Archbish, M.Phil, Div.D)
Déclassé apostate that I am, I have no idea what he’s talking about, but somebody please give that man a medal.
