Let’s Kick Some Iranian Ass
If the fear-mongerers haven’t already told you, there was an incident today involving five Iranian ships making ‘aggressive manuevers and showing hostile intent’ towards three U.S. Navy ships in international waters.
Following is a transcript of an IM exchange between two American patriots in reaction:
D: Iranian ships just made advances toward US ships in international waters
S: Dude fucking awesome! Ron Paul 2008
D: Yeah but let’s fucking kick some ass first, those bastards want to fight us
S: Alright man! Let’s do this! I’ll book a flight to Iran right now, get your guns ready! Leeeeerooooy Jeeeeeekiiiiiins!
In other, unrelated news, oil prices are up 49 cents.
