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I would like to thank all the parties involved in the Laughing Planet / Holy Cow / EMU business for finalizing the issue the day before our Holy Cow Issue, in which nobody said anything.


This doesn’t change the fact that Holy Cow should serve meat.

  1. Sakaki says:

    DC: Go die in a fire.

  2. Sean Jin says:

    Three horns don’t play with long necks.

  3. dc says:

    dc: It has been nice conversing with you and your group of crazies over the past months, but I think it is time to move on. I don

  4. Michelle Haley says:

    What can I say, Sakaki, it’s the best job I’ve ever had…

  5. Sakaki says:

    That’s standard operating procedure, Michelle. The EMU Board is never, generally, let known about things until it’s too late.

    That’s why it’s known as the best kept secret. Get a job on there, and you don’t have much to worry about. Besides, if the multicultural cultists want to try and cut something from the EMU’s budget, you can always hang their offices above them and say “Do you really want to mess with us, bitch?”

    It’s sweet freedom, let me tell you.

  6. Michelle Haley says:

    The EMU Board was not informed, or at least the majority of us weren’t.

  7. Sean Jin says:

    Not to mention the credit card thing.

    Sorry, Ashley. Your article is still awesome.

    Also, I would like to point out…who’s the conservative people now? Having the Laughing Planet would have been progressive change. Change for the better.
    And meat.

  8. Michael G. says:

    I’ve got to admit… for vegan food, Holy Cow is pretty good unlike most of the vegan places out there.

    But, they’d be a ton better if I could get the “Curry in a Hurry” wrap with chicken in it.

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