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Insert “In Soviet Russia…” Joke Here

The Russians want to ban “emo”. 

You know, I hear St. Petersburg is nice this time of year…

  1. Sean says:

    In Soviet Russia, Sean sort of likes Vincent!

  2. Vincent says:

    I like you, Sean.

    Sort of.

  3. Sean says:

    In America, too.

  4. CJ Ciaramella says:

    In Soviet Russia, white people hate Sean Jin!

  5. Sean says:

    In Soviet Russia, joke overuses you!

  6. CJ Ciaramella says:

    In Soviet Russia, stereotype perpetuates you!

  7. Vincent says:

    They’ll drum you out of the Insurgent for even the merest whiff of perpetuating stereotypes, you know.

    Did you know that Yakov Smirnoff has his own theatre in Branson, Missouri?

  8. Cims G says:

    In America, you complain about not having enough money, in soviet Russia, we have no money!

    sorry for perpetuating stereotypes

  9. Sean says:

    In Soviet Russia, mullet bans you!

  10. Vincent says:

    Ahh what a country!

  11. Ossie says:

    In Soviet Russia, timber hews you!

  12. Vincent says:

    Rain down, down, down.

  13. Vincent says:

    Ossie: Whatever. They can be sad and droopy while they’re out in the camps, hewing timber for Mother Russia.

  14. CJ Ciaramella says:

    In Soviet Russia, eye lines you!

  15. Ossie says:

    Great idea. But won’t that just give the emo kids one more thing to be sad and droopy about?

    “My lifestyle is so depressing, it’s illegal. What a drag. Has anyone seen my black eyeliner?

  16. Deborah Bloom says:

    Emo? Ha. They should be banning mullets.

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