A More Solid Defense
In light of the increase of attacks on campus, today’s front page story on the OL’ DIRTY is a piece on self-defense. Although the article advises using everything from hot coffee to car antennas (antenni?) as weapons, I did notice one seemingly obvious omission. Therefore, I present this as an alternative to concerned students:
Thanks to OC Publisher Guy for showing this to me. Also, here’s Monty Python’s classic take on self-defense.

