Here it Comes; Swine Flu Gonna Get You
EUGENE, Ore. — (May 1, 2009) — On Friday, May 1, a suspected case of H1N1 influenza was discovered in an elementary school-age child who attends the Moss Street Children’s Center on the University of Oregon campus. The child has been home recovering from the illness since Monday evening, April 27, and has not been attending the after-school program for the past four days. After extensive consultation with local Lane County Public Health and Oregon State Public Health, university officials announce that the Moss Street Children’s Center and two other childcare facilities (Vivian Olum Child Development Center and Co-op Family Center at Spencer View) on campus will remain open and fully operational at this time. If circumstances change over the weekend, updates will be communicated by phone, email, websites and local media as appropriate.
In other news, children are dirty little harbingers of death and disease. Stay away from them.
