Thank you, Bret Jacobson!
Another Oregon Commentator legend returns to castigate this miserable, idiotic administration. Props to the ODE for running Bret’s sharp, accurate commentary. A snippet:
“In 2002 the PFC tried to force the Commentator to change its mission statement (accompanied by a bizarre editorial by the Emerald that supported the move), and this year a particularly driven and notably small-minded minority has again taken aim at the Commentator because it doesn’t toe the liberal line. It happens like clockwork, because the never-changing beast of student government is populated by an ever-changing group of individuals who can’t learn from past mistakes.”
Messing with the OC draws out the current staff and the brilliant alumni. So, PFC, where are your epic PFC warriors of the past? That’s what I thought…they’re non-existent.
I remember working with Bret at the ODE when he was the Editorial Editor there (which was before his tour of duty at the OC, if I remember correctly). He is a brilliant guy, a great writer, and could hold his booze better than another other underage drinker on that campus (I think I bought for him once). What more could you ask for?
Bret is nothing if not sharp and accurate, like a cold steel blade between the ribs. Thanks buddy!