Corporate Library
Everyone loves being in a Office Space scenario. I’m stuck in a mandatory customer service training session for the library, discussing what ‘customer service’ means. Give me a freakin’ break, people…I’ve been here for the last two years. The fact that I’m still working here is a testament to the fact that, if I haven’t already figured out what good customer service is, a stupid hour and a half session won’t teach me.
All I’m doing is sitting here, listening to a fat butch woman drone on about statistics about the libraries on a PowerPoint with the occasional ‘interactive’ survey. Amongst the other presenters are an ADD woman with no sense of humor and a pseudo-dyke computer technician. I’m managing to stay sane by amusing myself by skewing the survey results.
The statistics are somewhat interesting…here are some of the notables:
Over 300 students are employed by the library.
The ratio of urinal usage vs. sit-down toilet usage is 1 to 3.
Probability of any library patron being a public masterbator is 1%.
So THAT is what I have to look forward to, tomorrow?
GOD HELP ME! (CPS Rules!)