Tellin’ ‘Em What For
Just thought I’d call attention to the fact that Commentator Publisher Guy Simmons has a letter-to-the-editor in today’s Emerald, laying to rest any notion that Truman Capps’ lamentable pro-gun control article was written or edited by anyone with even the slightest clue of what they were talking about.
Extra points for using the phrase “statist pukes.”
whats a statist puke
Someone who loves authority and thinks that increasing the size and scope of the government is not only a good thing but the greatest thing ever. They are typically opposed to individual freedoms and like to talk about the greater good (like such a thing exists).
Preemptively, I’ll answer your next question: How does someone become a statist puke?
People become statist pukes when they are defecating. The act of playing with your shit as it comes out of your anus will transform you into a twit who thinks that with enough government you can make with world a utopia.
This has been proved empirically.
This already my favorite comment we have ever had on the blog
Second that.