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Tellin’ ‘Em What For

Just thought I’d call attention to the fact that Commentator Publisher Guy Simmons has a letter-to-the-editor in today’s Emerald, laying to rest any notion that Truman Capps’ lamentable pro-gun control article was written or edited by anyone with even the slightest clue of what they were talking about.

Extra points for using the phrase “statist pukes.”

  1. CJ Ciaramella says:

    Second that.

  2. thunderlove says:

    This already my favorite comment we have ever had on the blog

  3. Gsim says:

    Someone who loves authority and thinks that increasing the size and scope of the government is not only a good thing but the greatest thing ever. They are typically opposed to individual freedoms and like to talk about the greater good (like such a thing exists).

    Preemptively, I’ll answer your next question: How does someone become a statist puke?

    People become statist pukes when they are defecating. The act of playing with your shit as it comes out of your anus will transform you into a twit who thinks that with enough government you can make with world a utopia.

    This has been proved empirically.

  4. conor says:

    whats a statist puke

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