Not much to say politically about campus, Winter term has just started. And Michael Savage has successfully been thrown off the air by the pack of protesting wolves. Who knows what sheep will fall victim to their next meal spiced with the flavor of hypocritical political correctness, but until then, I’ll try to entertain you all with something. I know all of you have probably given up on ever fulfilling your New Year’s Resolutions, but there is hope yet. In years prior failure might have been the end result, but after a little pep talk from me, you’ll keep strong and actually succeed in keeping with your resolutions to Spring term at the very least.
Get in Shape
Just remember readers, members of the opposite sex are attending the gym, sure you probably don’t have a chance with them if your resolutions included getting into shape but there is nothing wrong with watching them intently during your hour spent on the treadmill or dumb-bells.
Diet
The key here is cutting corners. Don’t eat fried foods, avoid the candy from the holidays. That right there cuts back on a lot of calories and allows you to consume more alcohol. Right there you can still consume an important food group and lose weight by ignoring junk foods.
Try for the A Grade
You’re on your own for this one.
Oh and as a sidenote, for those who are worried about our civil liberties being taken away by the passing of recent bills, don’t worry about it, we have the Fairfax County police to protect us. Have a drink, the cops won’t mind.
Chris Sittner
