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Hug A Jew

Let me guess. You hate the State of Israel, but you’ve got nothing against the people behind Fiddler on the Roof. Buddy, if we’re not with you, then at least we’re not against you. Despite claims to the contrary, Seinfeld was the greatest television show EVER. And if you think you could bat against Sandy Koufax, you’re wrong. Adam Sandler? Played out, for sure. But the same thing happened to Woody Allen. And Mel Brooks. The brighter the flame, the shorter the light. It conclusion, it’s time that you hugged a jew.

And don’t post after you’ve been at the bar.

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