University education has reached a new low.
In the ODE letters to the editor today, we were greeted with the usual brainless, self-righteous banter that we’ve all come to know an accept. What struck me was that at the bottom Brian Bogart, the author of this particular piece of leftist garbage, is a graduate student in peace studies. When I first read this, I hoped that it was some kind of a joke…
The Univeristy of Oregon’s Peace Studies program is a minor option for undergraduates. Graduate students (like our dear Mr. Bogart) can specialize in peace studies if they can prove that they are worthless hippie scum with less brain activity than a three-month dead cadaver. This program is aimed at trying to convince people that not only is world peace actually a possability, (as opposed to a hallucination created by 26 consecutive bong hits) but that they have the power to make it happen. All they need to do is find a way to stop the evil violent people, like me, from solving our problems with violence and using other methods…like whining and cowering like a little girl.
Because getting your own minor program here seems easier than getting a firearm in Texas, I am starting my own. It’s called Drunken, Violent Bastard studies. There’s no real classes you have to take, but you you will be required to take six shots of whiskey and strangle a peace studies minor to death.
