I Am Not Impressed
From today’s edition of The Trentonian:
- An underage Princeton University coed was found drunk, incoherent and covered in vomit outside the controversial Colonial Club over the weekend. … The coed, whose name was not released, was taken to Princeton Medical Center, where she was treated and later released. The incident was the latest in the ugly history of boozing by students of the Ivy League school considered one of the most prestigious in the nation.
You can read more about it here. What’s more, The Trentonian (apparently New Jersey’s answer to the New York Daily News) also gives it a few more column inches here. This is a big deal at Princeton these days — I’ve been following developments on this one for a few weeks. So far, the only conclusion I’ve come to is that if I went to Princeton, I’d already have become a celebrity — an international drinking sensation, even!
Damn obscurity. I need a drink.
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