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Tragedy Averted

Despite the event’s low attendance, the debate was quite lively, with six tickets and 11 total candidates espousing their views on how to run next year’s student government. One candidate, Jeremy Jones, even had a Secret Service-esque bodyguard, who unfortunately failed to protect him during a mock assassination attempt at the end of the two-hour debate session.

And more from the ODE.

Aspiring emperor Jeremy L. Jones stated that listening to students’ concerns and ideas was not important, and students would not be acknowledged under his regime.

“I know what’s the best for students. I am the leader of destiny, hope for mankind,” Jones said, adding that he hoped to soon recapture Oregon State University to unite his kingdom.

For more promising campaign ideas, check out Jeremy Jones’ website.

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