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No Shakespeare…No Shit…Well…some shit

Researchers in London (that’s in England folks) have made an attempt to see if, in fact, monkeys could eventually type Shakespeare. With enough monkeys, typewriters and time, this project could actually produce some results. However, with only 6 monkeys and one computer, results sort of resemble a typical night in my room.

According to the researchers, the monkeys seemed preoccupied with bashing the hell out of the computer with stones, and of course, deficating and urinating on it as well.

In completely unrelated news, the release date of the new HATE issue has further been set back, due to some…unforseen…creative differences.

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