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Porn "Corrosive And Detrimental", Claims Funny-Looking Guy

It could always be worse, kids. Here‘s a pearl from up the road in Corvallis.

I’m not posting the link to vehemently disagree with his interpretation of the First Amendment. I’m not posting the link to make mean-spirited fun of the picture. (Hang on. Too late.) No, I’m posting the link to introduce this week’s exciting fill in the punchline competition! (Prize: a drink.)

Nearly every state that ratified the First Amendment had laws which made obscenity a crime. In other words, there is a very significant difference between The New York Times and Jiggles Tavern.

Is there, now.