Tastes Like Grandma!
To be read in a plaintive B-movie voice: What Has Science Done?
Well, amongst other things, it’s finally created tomacco. This story is sure to raise the profile of the great state of Oregon in the global scientific community, even if it turns out to be completely bogus. Which, let’s face it, is a distinct possibility.
“I’m amazed to have grown anything,” Mr. Baur said in a telephone interview from his Lake Oswego home. “It looks like a tomato, but the plumbing has changed. Now there’s nicotine pumping in from the roots.”
Lake Oswego. I should have known. Dreier, I’m looking in your direction.
(Hat tip: Hit & Run.)
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