Ol’ Dirty has Offically Run Out Of Topics
a five-part series on cheating. The article was complete with Charles Manson’s less dangerous, but more stressed and dishonesty-prone cousin decorating the front cover, a virtual barrage of vague, meaningless statistics and information so obvious one would think it was written by Jessie Cole-Hodgkinson herself.
I suppose this is what happens when The Voice, the magazine that is suppose to be sucking up all the really crappy stories, is too God-awful to print something of this caliber. The Emerald now has to take up their slack…or maybe both these rags are just fodder for house training a puppy.
Stay tuned for tomorrow’s edition, kids. They are going to tell us exactly how to cheat in class, so be ready to take notes!
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