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When The McShit Hits The Fan

I have a very personal reason for wanting to see this movie. Not only am I gainfully employed by a certain restaurant specializing in glucose-laden, sodium-enhanced, aorta-hardening food items, but I believe that my father’s neighbor actually came up with this idea. Except he wasn’t the guinea pig, his kids were. But after a week of feeding them nothing but Happy Meals, their shit turned white. So I think he turned to Pizza Hut after that.

That man is my parenting hero!

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