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The Hollywood Star Chamber Has Convened

The Oscars have been decided, as they always are at around this time, by five identical clones of Karl Malden. This year, they decree that Lord of the Rings will finally take home a Best Picture statue. (“Now maybe Jackson will stop making the damn things.”)

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