God Will Get You, Muff Chin.
Muff Chin being, of course, Todd Bertuzzi of the Vancouver Canucks (because last year he had a really awful goatee during the playoffs). He apparently punched an Avalanche rookie and fractured the poor kid’s neck. The incident precipitated a huge brawl, penalties all around, and Bertuzzi really deserves to be banned from hockey. Damnable Vancouver, hopefully the Wild will get them tonight.

