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Hey girl from Luckey’s, yeah, apparently noting my complete and utter disinterest by glaring icily at you and not responding when you spoke to me wasn’t enough. Eventhough you look like my ex-girlfriend if she suddenly gained 200 pounds, and I’d completely ignored your every gesture, you thought walking by might be a good excuse to grab my ass. Typical.
And Dear EPD, just because a guy is walking through Alton-Baker Park at 2am is not a reason to hassle him. Furthermore, “what do you think?” is a perfectly reasonable response to “have you been drinking, son?” And what the hell is with calling me “son” lispy mcspeech-impediment? You’re like 30 at the oldest, and I don’t know too many fertile eight year olds.
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