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BRILLIANT

Much like Ruff’s newfound obsession with Scary Go Round, I have recently been keeping up with The Ratings. This week’s money quote:

If I had gone to this ancient tortellini-serving restaurant of yore, would I have been offered such dishes as tiny little Zeus nipples and a lovely bowl of the foreskins of Hades? That’s not what I’m hungry for, ever.