At last! The Anti-Panty is here! Surprisingly, I find this concept only mildly disturbing.
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I don’t see how a thong-ass could be pretentious, other than perhaps, “Yes, I am so confident in my ass-cleavage that I feel the need to show it to the world whilst it is being separated by a small string. Mmm…yes.” Obnoxious and sort of weird, yeah, pretentious, maybe not.
Wait, you mean law school thong-asses aren’t pretentious? That’s the whole reason I was going! Now I guess I’ll have to see if the Eugene Weekly is hiring…
Wait, was I being pretentious and self-congratulatory? No intent to impugn anyone’s major–there was much nasty thong-ass in the History department, and strangely what the law school excels at is male plumber crack. Just making a neutral wisecrack here, folks. Gaish!
At least at the law school, the thong-asses are more pretentious and self-congratulatory, rather than just nasty.
You’re seeing that much thong-ass, it’s time to change majors.
frying pan…fire, and all that.
Upon further consideration, I’m faced with the disturbing possibility that all the thong-ass I’m forced to see in class will be replaced by unobstructed ass crack. I’m not sure that would be a positive development.