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They Killed Uncle Henry!

Controversy strikes the coast, as the towns of Coos Bay and North Bend consider merging. R-G story here.

Coos Bay seems to be very gung-ho about this idea – on the grounds that the border between the two cities was arbitrarily drawn up as an afterthought to the treaty of Utrecht? – but the people of North Bend stand on the “Uncle Henry” principle, explained here by activist Pat Choat Pierce.

It’s very difficult to celebrate the life of a city when there’s no city to celebrate. That would be like continuing to celebrate your uncle Henry’s birthday, long after he’s gone.

Indeed. If I were them, I’d at least hold out for a better name than “Coos Bay-North Bend”. (Would it sweeten the deal if they went with “North Bend-Coos Bay”?) My suggestion: Methapotamia.

  1. Sho says:

    There’s some good news for the local economy if the thing passes: There will be an immediate market for “FREE NORTH BEND” bumper stickers.

  2. Flood says:

    The internet anagram server proposes Snobby Octahedron and I agree.

  3. Timothy says:

    I mean, hell, wouldn’t “North Bay” or Coos Bend work if you’re hell bent on conglomerating the names? They’d certainly be no Norwood-Young America, that’s for damn sure.

  4. pril says:

    yeah. considering “Valley of the Spun” is already taken by folks in the Willamette area.

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