Cinco De Mayonnaise
It may not be Mexican Independence Day, but it still made this list. Although I’m more enthused by their comment for National Prayer Day, which completely passed me by:
May 3rd: “National Prayer Day” needs counter-protesting with FREEDOM FROM STATE RELIGION DAY. If you would object to Hindu religiosity (Ganesha as the Son of God ) being imposed in our classrooms by any potential United Nations “New World Order” global democracy, then resist people imposing Jesus Christ icons in our classrooms.

