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Gnther, Not Grass

This man is my new hero!

Hes the latest German pop sensation who totally makes Falco look like a synthetic-beat-creating hack in comparison.

According to his webpage, Pleasureman Gunther is set to have the biggest smash hit of the summer with his fantastic debut single Ding Ding Dong Song. Gunther is a 29 years old gentleman style 2000 in his best years. I can vouch for that!!!

Watch his music video and listen to the magical lyrics, which are poetic in their simplicity, and you will be transported to audio-visual Heaven. Oooh, you touch my tra-la-la, Gnther sings in his rich, German voice. Transcendent!!!

And remember, Gunther lives for four things: champagne, glamour, sex and respect … in that order.

  1. jizzy janice lee says:

    ohhhhhhhhhhh my ding ding gong is on fire…. you set my world on fire and my vagina too. yeah for vaginas!!!

  2. Anonymous says:

    Ooh you touch my tra la la is the best song in the world!

  3. Anonymous says:

    This is a hot song! Anyone out there who thinks otherwise is completely ingnorant and way too judgemental! This is such a great dance album and so provocative. LOVE IT! Ooh you touch my tra la la with this song!

  4. Pattern 13 says:

    GUNTHER IS GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It’s all about the DING DONG

  5. Grundrella says:

    Gnther is a fenomena…. more than ET….

  6. Victoria Madden says:

    Oh how horrible!! Makes my skin crawl to hear these lyrics coming from a so called singer. I hope no one listens to his trash. Get rid of him. Make way for a talented singer. There are some out there. He is taking up room in the music industry that could be filed by someone whose vocals and lyrics are wonderful to listen to. Totally a crass and base person. Gross and untalented. He made me sick when I heard him. I would really be sick if I hear him again. I am hoping I don’t. “berk!

  7. Belinda Perrin says:

    Gunther is a tryly disgusting “singer”….Grow up! A grown man singing about such things. get a life!! If your going to sing, make it music not smut and childish verses!!….Two thumbs down to a disgrace to the industry!!……

  8. pierre/Hioug says:

    Gnther has changed my life ! He is a great artist and his style has conquested my heart !
    I try to look like him as soon as possible …
    Sunshines girls are an exemple for me and for all my friends due to the fact that they are very sexy, glamour and respectful of our dance tradition in France !
    We love him ! Gnther ! I want you to be my love toy ! (he is so sexy with his wonderful Teeny Winny String Bikini !!)

    * actually we are crazy about him *

  9. Hummus says:

    Gnther isn’t German. This is a Swedish studio project with some poor lost guy fronting. It’s an attempt at ironic retro kitsch that’s about ten years late (which is, of course, why the masses lap it up).

  10. troutfur says:

    Hory clap!

    That was actually the most inspiring video i have ever EVER seen. The lyrics had me weeping that I had not created them myself. I am changed.

    I can’t tell if Gunther is serious or not (I’m not good with the foreign mind). All I can say is “what in the hell?” and “huh?” and “you touch my ding ding dong”.

    Truly, Gunther has touched my heart (which is very near to my tralala).

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