Nyberg on Moore
Ryan Nyberg has a very Nybergian review of Michael Moore’s film in today’s Pulse section. Although Nyberg doesn’t have the appeal of his predecessor, he nonetheless makes some amusing points about the film:
“Moore is often correct in his assertions (his accuracy can be fairly well judged by which claims conservative critics have not bothered to challenge, such as that Bush is cutting war veteran services and soldiers pay at the same time he is sending more soldiers to die) and his falsehoods are his to right to make. It is his movie …”
Indeed. And this is my blog, so …
Breaking News: According to reputable sources, Pulse editor Ryan Nyberg shoots rattlesnake venom strait into his jugular. He also molests children, kills the homeless, eats kittens and masturbates to Victorias Secret.
I will not apologize for any falsehoods that may be presented above; they are mine to make.
tyler is right. nyberg actually masturbates to the a&f catalog