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Definitely Maybe

For all of you still trying to justify a vote for John Kerry this November, it should come as some relief that he eagerly took on Bush’s challenge about whether Kerry as presdident would have invaded Iraq, based on what we know now. But you may be distressed to hear his response:

    “You bet we might have!”

You bet we might have? You bet we might have? As Dave Barry would say, I am not making this up. It’s too soon to tell yet, but this could be a gaffe on the level of “I actually voted for it before I voted against it.” Has he yet said something that so perfectly encapsulated his nonexistent vision for US foreign policy? I know one thing — he’s never said anything so pithy that would reassure someone about the vision thing.

Good thing John Kerry is so darn electable! Because if he wasn’t, he’d be a major embarrassment.

P.S. Hey! It’s been awhile. I’m on hiatus from my other blogs, which means the OC is the lucky beneficiary of my near-compulsive musings. Or unwilling recipient. Whichever.