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Let The Conspiracy Theories Roll!

Well, so that happened. It was, on balance, slightly less exciting than watching baseball. However, the morning after, it’s hard not to feel a little like Cartman at the end of the Scott Tennerman Must Die! episode of South Park; just lapping up those sweet, sweet tears. I can only imagine that Ted Rall is not updating his blog owing to his head having exploded.

But who is this approaching from over the horizon? It’s not… it is! It’s Bill Bennett! And what does he have to say?

Having restored decency to the White House, President Bush now has a mandate to affect policy that will promote a more decent society, through both politics and law.

Uh-oh. Anyone else getting a sinking feeling? O ye lovers of freedom: don’t let the intoxicating bouquet of those tears lull you into complacency.

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