Battle of the Bulge?
Remember when everyone was talking about that bulge underneath President Bush’s suit during the first debate? Well, Wonkette posted a short blurb pointing to some political gossip from The Hill.
According to sources in the Secret Service, the bulge came from a bulletproof vest that Bush was wearing under his suit. The president’s handlers didn’t want to reveal that during the campaign, because disclosing information about the president’s personal security is generally a bad idea.
Are you conspiracy theorists satisfied now?
Mmm, probably not.
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