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Dawn of the Perez (or) Something’s Rotten in Niketown

Legacy of the Knights, violating human rights, fiscal fights; sounds like the new CEO has inherited quite a few plights. There’s a new CEO of Nike Town, and he’s gonna “clean up,” yo. Let’s just hope he doesn’t let Nike go down the drain.

“He [Knight] will be succeeded by William Perez, head of S.C. Johnson & Son, maker of Glade air fresheners and Drano drain cleaner. “

Scroll down and compare their photos. They look eerily alike. Phil Knight and William Perez: Long-lost brothers? Alien clones? You decide. It’s old news on campus by now, but we can still have fun with it: An open contest, in the theme this week of contests. The best Nike/S.C. Johnson & Son hybrid product in comments wins.

  1. Timothy says:

    Combination Women’s RedSox WS Championship T-shirt and Disposable Toilet Bowl Brush.

  2. Melissa says:

    Lizard men, eh? Yes, yes I see the resemblance…

  3. Danimal says:

    Is it Nike’s fate to always be helmed by extremely rich, yet very unhealthy-looking lizard-men?

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