One For The Pantheon
It’s happened. It’s finally happened. After years of waiting – years in which I was not sure I would be around to see this – it is upon us. If you are one of our curious liberal visitors wondering how one could become so alienated as to be uncomfortable with the seemingly innocuous term “liberal”, if you are reading this outside Eugene and think that we’re just making this shit up, even if you never bother to follow the links in these damn posts – then you must read this.
I present to you the Ultimate UO Story. Bar none.
I can’t even Spew it. I’d have to Spew the whole thing. It’s pure gold.
Background? OK. Last year the term “Vagitator” was coined to describe the protestors surrounding the Women’s Center production of the Vagina Monologues. The story’s comedy potential got it some attention nationally (the Volokhs, in particular), and this must have pleased the participants, because this year they sound like they’re shooting for cable news.
“The fact that they had auditions means that some people are automatically excluded.”
Yes. Yes, it does. Just read it. If this story is for real, and not something Gabe Bradley has made up for giggles, it may be the greatest thing I have ever seen in my life. Meanwhile, student groups are being asked for their input on the cast list. Needless to say, I have suggested Tyler for a role.
