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Heartbroken in Boston, Mass.

Dear Abby: Should we return the unopened wedding gifts?

This is just about the stupidest, most pointless AP article I’ve ever read.

To get rid of the lawyer factor, regardless of sexual orientation, I suggest the Do-It-Yourself Divorce Website , complete with happy smiling pretty receptionists and sunny beaches. You even get a free gift… your prepared final hearing statement!

I nominate this as the “huh?” part of the article:

“The most difficult part of the settlement appeared to be custody of their three cats, who will live exclusively with the professor. But “in recognition of the emotional hardship of such relinquishment,” the settlement reads, the professor agreed to provide his ex “with periodic updates, photographs, and any health-related information pertaining” to the cats.”

Nomination for Biggest Jerk with No Basis For Assertion:
“We’re not surprised,” said Kris Mineau, president of the Massachusetts Family Institute, which is fighting for a constitutional amendment to ban gay marriage. “Particularly among male homosexuals, the promiscuity is just phenomenal.”

Nomination for Best Comeback:
“That’s a cheap shot,” said gay rights attorney Mary Bonauto, who represented seven gay couples in the landmark Massachusetts lawsuit.”

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