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Man Strikes Back Against Nature

Apparently, we are closer to science-fiction reality than any of us had realized. The Age of Chimera is upon us. The Island of Dr. Moreau might’ve been stupid twice, but I must say that I think this is incredibly cool. I see mainly the awesome implications for organ transplantations, but I’m sure the furry fetishists will love the more, shall we say, eccentric applications. Also, I appreciate that they had the good sense to name this technology after a strange mythical beast.

  1. CRARY! says:

    All I have to say to this is…SCIENCE!!

  2. Timothy says:

    The line was “bred for their magical powers”, but it doesn’t matter because that movie sucked.

  3. M-Dog says:

    Per Napoleon Dynamite:

    It’s a Liger. A cross between a lion and a tiger. It has magical powers. It’s my favorite animal.

  4. Timothy says:

    I’m sure I’d have more siblings, zing!

  5. Amanda says:

    Would it really be so terrible if your parents were rodents?

  6. Andy says:

    If you have an average intelligent human, combined with an average intelligent rabbit, then you either have an extreemly intelligent rabbit, or an incredibly stupid human. And while I advocate intelligent rodents, I ask: Is the cost of additional human morons too high?

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