Peter Pan To Wed Lost Boy
Off-topic but happy news: my friend Matt – who contributes here under the mysterious nom de web “Stan” – and his girlfriend Amy recently got engaged. The unusual tableau is captured by their local paper here.
Congratulations are in order. But, Matt, how awkward was that going to be if she said no?
Plan B is *always* “Drink Heavily”.
Whenever Plan A fails, Plan B can be moved into effect.