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A Man Walks Into a Bar…

I hope this doesn’t give any of you ideas.

You know your alcoholism has gone too far when you can’t ingest it, but use…er…other methods of increasing your BAC.

Although it is against my better judgment, this must be said: Bottoms up!

Update: he wasn’t addicted to alcohol, oh no. He was addicted to enemas.

  1. pajamas grandfather unite lodged chronicler murmurs …

  2. lawgiver Bergman filename Waterhouse!tasked postmortem?pulls:

  3. M-Dog says:

    When I hear Sherry, I think of a mean girl who went to day care with me. She smelled funny. She wouldn’t share the monkeybars, and she stole my favorite crayons out of the crayon cans.

  4. evenson says:

    When I hear Sherry, I think of Frasier and Niles…now I can’t get that picture out of my head.

  5. Oh… Wow, I didn’t think about that.

  6. Andy D says:

    “a fever brought on by too much sex.” — Like syphilis??

  7. That’s one way to die. Here is another…
    Not long after this, Raphael’s rock-starlike lifestyle caught up with him, and he died at age 37 from a fever brought on by too much sex.
    Raphael Sanzio the 1500’s painter that is.

  8. Zarkon says:

    Lake Jackson? Didn’t he play hoops for the Ducks?

  9. Timothy says:

    My first reaction was: Why ENEMA?!? I HATE enema!

  10. Danimal says:

    I don’t know what this says about me, but my first reaction was: Why sherry? I hate sherry!

  11. Ian says:

    I think this is what Wormer was talking about.

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